Friday, January 13, 2006

Owned

After the run last night a group of us headed over to one of our new favorite hangouts, called Haydee. It's a chill out of the way Central American bar right at the top, or is it the bottom, of Mount Pleasant. We were celebrating some event or another and unwinding with some cold cold margaritas which were just the thing on a unseasonably warm day in January.

Around a midnight a young woman approaches our table with a black box. She opens the box to reveal a rather large assortment of silver jewlery. Rahaleh who was sitting across from me grabs a silver and turquoise ring and slips it on my finger. Miracle of miracles it fits my rather large and yet strangely attractive finger. She slipped it on my left hand, which makes me think I may have just been fianc├ęd. After talking the girl down on the asking price, she purchased me a rather large piece of hand candy. Rahaleh kept looking at me the rest of the night and saying cute things like "you belong to me now" and "its alright baby, I will take care of everything" and "your a** is
mine b*tch." Sorry if you can not read those last words but I don't like to upset our young readers. By the way, stay in school, listen to your parents, clean underwear, and don't join any orginization that's sole purpose is preventing women and minorities from attending an Ivy League school. Sam!

So here it is Friday morning. Tech starts tonight and I am apprently the property of a small Persian woman with unclear motives, who keeps calling me Tina.

Previews start on Wednesay for Fair Ladies. Can't wait for you all to get a chance to see the show, it is starting to become magic people, magic I say.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

does this mean i'm free?

DCepticon said...

From her or me?

Anonymous said...

her, natch

DCepticon said...

No I think you belong to both of us now. You are like a child we adopted in a third world nation. By the way she is looking into Grad School. Can you guess where?

Anonymous said...

That hand. Where have I seen it before? It reminds me of . . .

DCepticon said...

son of a bitch!
You magnificent bastard.

Anonymous said...

it can't be!

Agent X said...

Somewhat off-topic, but I realized that there is ANOTHER Haydee's. Same sign and everything. Georgia Avenue. I actually drive right past it every night on the way home, but never noticed it until after our sojourn Thursday night.

Mags said...

Fair Ladies and Gentlemen-

Haydees is a chain!!! Just a two store chain but a chain none the less.