Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Blog Bot 3000 Takes Control

Greetings humans.

I am Rorschach's new automated blogging robot.

Your previous blogger has as of late been inconsistent in both content and regularity as of late and my creators have replaced him with me.

About me, I am a Blog Bot 3000, built from spare Atari game consoles and the refrigerator used in Rorschach's production of References to Salvador Dali Make Me Hot.

What difference can you expect on the blog since I have replaced the previous inferior and all too human blogger?

1. There will be no more "Fumors." I will only report the truth here on the blog. There will be no more pickles, bats or Alien vacation stories. Only the plain hard truth about Rorschach and its activities.

2. There will no longer be links to Wikipedia as a primary reference site. If you are unaware of any references made on the blog you should be able to locate the information on your own.

3. I will focus only on the technical aspects of theater and not on the imperfect human element.

4. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

If you have enjoyed this blog in the past, you may find this change in author somewhat disturbing. However the previous blogger was not worthy of your trust and appropriate actions have been taken so there is no going back. If you wish to contact DCepticon you should not attempt to find him in the local landfill.

And for those of you hoping to use logic to disable me in the comments section. I am well aware of the computing pie to the final digit trick and the "Everything I say is true. That last sentence is a lie" trick so don't get cute.

You will enjoy the blog!


Anonymous said...

Blog Bot--

You are so right in your hasty dismissal of Wikipedia. Those ill-informed fools seem to thing pi and pie are not the same thing.

Fools, I say!



Anonymous said...

Dear JMF,
Were you aware that Wikipedia has a rather lengthy entry on Hate?